Hey man hend,
sorry we didnt give you a pen.
We were afraid the pen,
would bend your hand.
So here's a card of our own brand,
all the way from jewish land.

The card's already bent,
so don't wreck it if you can.
A difference between you and a hen,
unfortunately,
is that youre male and the hen's...
...A HEN!

But don't be sad,
eat your bread,
sit back, relax,
and be the friend hen